The opening line of a presentation is a golden moment – it is the one time where 100% of the audience is paying full attention to the speaker. An effective speaker is able to capture the attention of the audience right from the beginning and uses the opening to gain attention and credibility.
I asked group of professional speakers and coaches for some of the worst opening lines they had heard and this is what they offered. Some of these are funny, some are painful, and some just make me shake my head in astonishment.
Use this list to help you think about how you will act the next time you address a group.
- “That was a great introduction. I hope I can live up to it.”
- “This is the first time I’ve spoken on stage and I just hope I can get through this!”
- “I hope you’ll bear with me because I’m so nervous right now!”
- “I really didn’t have much time to prepare…”
- “I hope you will pardon me but I had no time to prepare my speech last week. If you do not understand what I am talking about, please send me an email, I’ll do my best then”
- “I am so nervous and it has given me gas. I hope I don’t fart and embarrass myself.”
- “I know my talk is going to be less than stellar”
- “I really don’t feel very well so I am probably not going to do very well”
- “Well I know I’m not the best public speaker, but…”
- “Since you have the handouts, what I’m going to say here is already pretty much covered completely in there so you can read it when you are finished with this lecture”:
- “So how much time do I have?”
- “I did not prepare for today so I will just wing it.”
- “It is an honor to be here. Thanks for inviting me.”
- “This is going to be one of those PowerPoint disasters we all dread.”
- “Is there anyone in the audience that can explain (my topic) better than I can?”
- “Well, you all know me and what I do so….”
- “I don’t really have much to say and my topic is really boring anyway”
- “Since you all know about this topic, why don’t we just open it up to questions”
- “I know the previous speaker was really super, and I’m not, so please bear with me.”
- “Bill Jones, who is really a great presenter, and who was scheduled to deliver this presentation had a scheduling conflict – so he asked me to fill in for him. I won’t be as good as Bill. Please bear with me.”
- “I have misplaced the notes, so…”
- “I really don’t know that much about this topic, but…”
- “Lights please.”
A good opening builds your credibility and captures the attention of your audience. Take time to prepare your entire presentation and pay extra attention to the first words you want your audience to hear.
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